The following is a conversation from the other night between Matt and his six year old friend. They were playing in our kitchen when Richard sat down on the couch and turned on the news.

Matt - Hey Suzy Q, you wanna go watch the news?? (he's doing the thumbs up pointing thing toward the living room)

Suzy Q - silently ignoring Matt

Matt - Hey, hey, Arak-O-roma is on... (that Barack Obama)

Suzy Q - silent

Matt - he's nasty

Me - picking my jaw up and trying not to double over in laughter.

I don't know which is funnier: recognizing the news, Barack Obama, or his interesting adjective. I think we have a future FOX News analyst.

It is officially time to throw out our TV.